Pittsburgh, PA – Police have issued warnings in the surrounding areas to be on the lookout for a crazed local who calls herself “Ketchup Woman”. The red-faced tomato sauced woman has been seen occupying grocery stores drinking entire bottles of the popular red condiment. We spoke with former Heinz employee Douglas Bimbi regarding the situation. “How am I supposed to eat my burgers and hot dogs in peace knowing the ketchup woman could be right outside my door?” He said. Ketchup Woman was last seen inside a McDonalds located at 801 Allegheny Drive where she demanded the restaurant’s entire shipment of ketchup packets before speeding off in a ketchup colored vehicle. unnamedClick here to create your own website for free! https://refer.wordpress.com/r/156/wordpress-com/


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